This is a CD called “Live Life One Pineapple At A Time” by a band called Pineapple Sue. We’ve posted the picture from the inside cover because the album cover is just plain white with a pineapple on it and the name of the album and band in a trendy black font. The inside cover reads:
Our thank u’s:
Our Heavenly Father, our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ, families, friends, the church of Rotebro, Andreas Nordqvist, the church of Immanuel, Rissne rock cafe, Rune Olsson, Majbritt & Tomas Lannfjall, Christian Rivell at Bilda, and especially YOU, listening to our music.
You’re very welcome, little Swiss Christians.
What really sold us was the photo of the four band members objectifying their hairless adolescent bodies with pineapples. Whose mother took that photo? We’d love to have been there for that photo shoot.
This is an album called “Pixel Revolt” by John Vanderslice. It’s a Category 2 Choice but, unfortunately, it disappointed by being awful. The album art is nice, though Lily points out that it looks a lot like the album art for “Almost Here” by The Academy Is. We think the background music for all these songs is pretty nice - as Carlyn puts it, “music to have sex by” - but the singing just kills it. And by “kills,” we mean “tortures for several hours, bludgeons over the head, and THEN saws at the jugular with an airplane knife.” Do they have those?